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There will NEVER be a perfect time to do anything. Life is about doing the things that are important to you as soon as you can: There will never be a perfect time to buy a house. There will never be a perfect time to get married. There will never be a perfect time to break up. There will never be a perfect time to have children. There will never be a perfect time to get divorced. There will never be a perfect time to invest. There will never be a perfect time to change jobs. There will never be a perfect time to go back to school. There will never be a perfect time to read your children a story. There will never be a perfect time to save for retirement. There will never be a perfect time to take that vacation. There will never be a perfect time to play with your dog. There will never be a perfect time to start exercising. There will never be a perfect time to get your oil changed. There will never be a perfect time to live. There will never be a perfect time to die.

𝙎𝙡𝙤𝙩𝙝 𝙁𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙨 𝙆𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙙𝙤𝙢: 𝘼𝙣𝙞𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙖 𝙋𝙝𝙮𝙡𝙪𝙢: 𝘾𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙖𝙩𝙖 𝘾𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙨: 𝙈𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙖 𝙊𝙧𝙙𝙚𝙧: 𝙋𝙞𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙖 𝙁𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙮: 𝘽𝙧𝙖𝙙𝙮𝙥𝙤𝙙𝙞𝙙𝙖𝙚 𝙂𝙚𝙣𝙪𝙨: 𝘽𝙧𝙖𝙙𝙮𝙥𝙪𝙨 𝙎𝙘𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙛𝙞𝙘 𝙉𝙖𝙢𝙚: 𝘾𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙤𝙚𝙥𝙪𝙨 𝙃𝙤𝙛𝙛𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞 𝙏𝙮𝙥𝙚: 𝙈𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙖𝙡 𝘿𝙞𝙚𝙩: 𝙊𝙢𝙣𝙞𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙎𝙞𝙯𝙚: 𝟱𝟬-𝟳𝟬𝙘𝙢 (𝟮𝟬-𝟮𝟴𝙞𝙣) 𝙒𝙚𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩: 𝟰.𝟱-𝟲𝙠𝙜 (𝟭𝟬-𝟭𝟯𝙡𝙗𝙨) 𝙏𝙤𝙥 𝙎𝙥𝙚𝙚𝙙: 𝟮𝟰𝙠𝙢/𝙝 (𝟭𝟱𝙢𝙥𝙝) 𝙇𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙎𝙥𝙖𝙣: 𝟮𝟱-𝟰𝟬 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙨 𝙇𝙞𝙛𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙮𝙡𝙚: 𝙎𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙫𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙨: 𝙀𝙣𝙙𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝘾𝙤𝙡𝙤𝙪𝙧: 𝘽𝙧𝙤𝙬𝙣, 𝙏𝙖𝙣, 𝙒𝙝𝙞𝙩𝙚, 𝙂𝙧𝙚𝙮 𝙎𝙠𝙞𝙣 𝙏𝙮𝙥𝙚: 𝙁𝙪𝙧 𝙁𝙖𝙫𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙁𝙤𝙤𝙙: 𝙇𝙚𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙨 𝙃𝙖𝙗𝙞𝙩𝙖𝙩: 𝙏𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙥𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡 𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝘼𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙜𝙚 𝙇𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙎𝙞𝙯𝙚: 𝟭 𝙈𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙋𝙧𝙚𝙮: 𝙇𝙚𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙨, 𝘽𝙪𝙙𝙨, 𝙁𝙧𝙪𝙞𝙩 𝙋𝙧𝙚𝙙𝙖𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙨: 𝙀𝙖𝙜𝙡𝙚𝙨, 𝙎𝙣𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨, 𝙅𝙖𝙜𝙪𝙖𝙧 𝙎𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙡 ...

 It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Sri Lankan student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said "Give me Liberty , or give me Death" ? She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up: " Patrick Henry , 1775" he said. "Very good!" Who said " A Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?" Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. " Abraham Lincoln , 1863" said Chandrasekhar. The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do." She heard a loud whisper: "**** the Indians," "Who said that?" she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up. "General Custer, 1862." At that point, a student in the back said, ...

 A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word “definitely.” To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence. The first student raises his hand and says, “The sky is definitely blue.” The teacher says, “Well, that isn’t entirely correct, because sometimes it’s gray and cloudy.” Another student says, “Grass is definitely green.” The teacher again replies, “If grass doesn’t get enough water, it turns brown, so that isn’t really correct either.” Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher, “Do farts have lumps?” The teacher looks at him and says, “No, but that isn’t really question you want to ask in class discussion.” So the student replies, “Then I’ve definitely shit in my pants.”

 The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.  As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".  In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.  In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.  Governments will enkourage ...

An 80 year old man was sitting on the sofa in his house along with his 45 years old highly educated son. Suddenly a crow perched on their window. The Father asked his Son, 'What is this?' The Son replied, 'It is a crow'. After a few minutes, the Father asked his Son the 2nd time, 'What is this?' The Son said, 'Father, I have just now told you 'It's a crow'. After a little while, the old Father again asked his Son the 3rd time, what is this?' At this time some expression of irritation was felt in the Son's tone when he said to his Father with a rebuff. 'It's a crow, A CROW'. A little after, the Father again asked his Son t he 4th time, 'What is this?' This time the Son shouted at his Father, 'Why do you keep asking me the same question again and again, although I have told you so many times 'IT IS A CROW'. Are you not able to understand this?' A little later the Father went to his room and ca...

 First born are special, they come with a lot of responsibility because they are looked up by their parent and siblings.  There are many expectations that parent demands from their first born, because they are regarded as the future head of the family, the one that will assumed the role of parent to their younger siblings when their parents is no more. First born exhibit some traits  because they have be trained by their parents and they are aware of their responsibilities as the first born.  Let look at what you may not know about first borns. 1) They have leadership traits. They learn to take a lead when other siblings coming and this help them  later in their life's journey. 2) First borns pave a way to their other siblings, they are seen as a role model, that is why parent usually discipline their fast born when they do something wrong because they believe that their other siblings will also follow the steps of the first born. 3) First borns...

Bezos' Razors: • If unsure what action to take, let your 80-year-old self make it. • If unsure who to work with, pick the person that has the best chances of breaking you out of a 3rd world prison. Skinner's Law: • If procrastinating on an item, you only have 2 options: 1. Make the pain of not doing it greater than the pain of doing it. 2. Make the pleasure of doing it greater than the pleasure of not doing it. Luck Razor: • If stuck with 2 equal options, pick the one that feels like it will produce the most luck later down the line. I used this razor to go for drinks with a stranger rather than watch Netflix. In hindsight, it was the highest ROI decision I've ever made. Bragging Razor: • If someone brags about their success or happiness, assume it’s half what they claim. • If someone downplays their success or happiness, assume it’s double what they claim. The map is not the terrain. Hofstadter’s Law:  • It always takes longer than you expect, even when you tak...

Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language? Let's face it... English is a stupid language. There is no egg in the eggplant No ham in the hamburger. And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England French fries were not invented in France. We sometimes take English for granted. But if we examine its paradoxes we find that: Quicksand takes you down slowly. Boxing rings are square And a guineapig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. If writers write, how come fingers don't fing. If the plural of tooth is teeth Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth If the teacher taught, Why didn't the preacher praught. If a vegetarian eats vegetables What the heck does a humanitarian eat!? Why do people recite at a play Yet play at a recital? Park on driveways and Drive on parkways You have to marvel at the unique lunacy Of a language where a house can burn up as It burns down. And in whi...

There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting... He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair." "What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong." So they did. Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them. And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding...

 MEN CONFERENCE SUMMARY of AGENDA  1) Keep two phones - One phone not to be brought into the house, but kept in the boot of the car outside. 2) Develop the habit of deleting messages as you read. It will save your life. 3) Take your wife for mental check-up regularly. 4) Save your girlfriend's number with your mother's name. It's a major repellent. 5) Change your phone's password daily. 6) Never marry a quiet woman. The ones that will scream and slap you will never kill you. 7) Never pretend to be faithful. Let them catch you once in a while. It's training, and it will prepare them. 8) Lock up all the knives in your house and let her sign a register stating what she needs them for, and allocate time frame for usage. 9) Regulate the usage of rat poison and other chemicals in the house. Make sure her mother tastes your food before you eat. 10) Regulate and supervise her relationship with her mother. That would cut off the supply chain of arms and ammunition. 11) Date ...