WOMEN AND MEN IN UNION

The wife's first instinct once she gets home, is to tell you - the husband - about her entire day. 

First, she'll diss whoever irritates her in the office. 

You'll hear of the obnoxious HR, who gets double ration from Mama Chai. 

"Imagine M'Babaz anakula mandazi nane tukikula mbili mbili ...."

Your role as the husband is to shake your head, and mutter something like:

Wololo ๐Ÿ˜Š

Stacy, the Secretary, has never been in her good books since she drunkenly hugged you in that office party, circa 2010. 

This time, Stacy has begun a side gig - selling bras from the boot of her Vitz. 

"Babe, imagine anakuletea Size D ninunue. Mi nakaa kuvaa Size D? Nkt". 

She'll dive into office politics.

How so-and-so is still drawing hardship allowance though it's a year since they transferred back from Dadaab. 

"Ile siku atanijaribu, atanijua. Nitasimamisha huto tupesa na vile loan imemkalia...." ๐Ÿ™‚

You, the husband - know very well she's the major problem in that office - but, you have to stick to the global 1998 Marriage Peace Convention. 

All along, you are trying to check out the new newscaster on NTV - sassy, leggy and a knack for high skirts. 

"Babe, unaniskiza ama ni wanawake tu unaangalia kwa TV? Nkt" ๐Ÿคจ

She'll storm off into the kitchen, loudly banging pots and pans.

If only she'd ask how your day was ......

Say a prayer for married men.

This story doesn't have a moral lesson ๐Ÿ˜”

And so we write ✒️©️ 

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