KEEP GANGSTA 😂

Teachers make good wives/husbands. 

It's in the constitution. 
Nurses/Doctors sitaongea mengi. 

Most Business women (Successful ones) are unmarried. 

Don't try to marry them, son.

Wekea mkewe biashara.

Ukiona inashika sana anaenda kuomoka, tuma wezi na uuwe mmoja wao.

Ibeni lakini mbakishe kidogo.

Mpe pesa ya stock tena.

Repeat.

Sitawafunza kila kitu, cabrons..!

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