WHERE IS AFRICA GOING?

A Chinese and an African met in Europe.

CHINESE: Xhenxhi Honhong is my name
AFRICAN: Nice to meet you, my name is Emmanuel Noël de Souza
CHINOIS: So you are not African but Franco-Brazilian?
AFRICA
N: of course, I am African
CHINESE: And your name is Emmanuel Noël De Souza?
AFRICAN: Yes, I owe my parents that pretty name.
CHINESE: Even the names to wear that do not require any technique, no technology, you are not able to produce by yourselves , you have to import them . We didn't know that before. We will start right now manufacturing names to sell them to you. It is out of the question that we leave this vast and affordable name market to Europeans. And you will prefer our names for a well-known reason: "Made in China" is always cheaper.
AFRICAN: You also make jokes , so that's fine. And what are you doing here?
CHINOIS: I study neuroscience and I'm also very interested in robotics. I also give classes on Chinese civilization at the University D of London, what about you?
AFRICAN: I am a doctoral researcher.
CHINESE: Researcher in or of what?
AFRICAN: I am a researcher in english literature and specialist of Williams Shakespeare?
CHINESE: How's that?
AFRICAN: I read and comment on the works of english authors and analyze a lot Williams Shakespeare.
CHINESE: You do not be a forensic doctor, why do you do analyzes on a corpse?
AFRICAN: Haha, I read and do research in the writings of Williams Shakespeare, I do not touch his corpse. Besides, I do not know where he is buried.
CHINOIS: So your job is to research what Williams Shakespeare wrote, in other words you're searching for what Williams Shakespeare has already found. What intellectual laziness is yours! Do useful studies to save your brothers from starvation rather than searching for what others have been finding since the beginning of time.
AFRICAN: You really have a sense of humor ... In fact I approached you to invite you to our worship.
CHINESE: It's very good. I have already attended by curiosity to Christian, Muslim, Buddhist cults ... but never to an African cult. This is an opportunity that I will not miss. Where will the worship take place?
AFRICAN: In "International church of the last soldiers of Jesus" in the ninth arrondissement ...
CHINESE: Wait, are you inviting me to church?
AFRICAN: Yes, to the church of the great American prophet Weiss White, the prophet of great miracles, the only man in the world ...
CHINESE: You do not have a religion of your own? Even your prophets are foreigners? How terrible and miserable you are! I will not have time anymore for your worship and I must leave you now ... But you are well dressed.
AFRICAN: Thank you, this is the African loincloth.
The Chinese man murmuring alone while leaving: Poor fellow, he does not know that what they call African loincloth and which they are proud as toddlers are manufactured in our factories.

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